Thursday, May 14, 2015

CBS gives 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation' the boot...

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/05/13/cbs-gives-csi-crime-scene-investigation-boot/

Our regular readers (and many suffering from irregularity) will recall last year how LeftyInTheNews broke the story of CBS cancelling CSI:NY, and shifting focus to its new offering, CSI:Hobby Airport...This year, LeftyInTheNews is once again ahead of the pack in announcing the cancellation of CBS's long-running CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, and the launch of its much anticipated replacement, CSI:International...

As the wildly successful CSI:Hobby Airport continues to rise in the ratings with Detective Nox applying his skills in tracking down the suspects where other lawmen fear to tread, the new series begins in a mix of poofters and politics, in the nation's fastest growing hotbed of homo activity, the Washington DC Bath House District (DC/BHD)...Relocating its headquarters to this area, the world's leading gay crimes investigative agency, INTERPOOF, assigns veteran investigator, Inspector Lefty, to put a lid on the growing number of crimes committed by, for, with and against poofters...

Joining Inspector Lefty in a sidekick role will be RHM who in his portrayal as a DC style reporter for Washington's daily Gay Fashionista, has a knack for uncovering crime stories where others didn't even know a crime had been committed...Inspector Lefty will also cross paths and receive valuable clues from his shadowy underworld connection and bookie, played by real-life oddsmaker and crossdresser, Yugo Leftanescu...

Asked whether he expected cooperation from the White House and Congress in stories involving high-level government poofter activity, Inspector Lefty said, "I wouldn't bet on it," to which Yugo, always alert for a wager, added, "That's good advice"...LeftyInTheNews' entertainment division will provide reviews of upcoming episodes of this new hit series as storylines are developed...

Shown below is a publicity still released by CBS showing Inspector Lefty going through his files in search of evidence on a fast-breaking case...


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