One of the world's oldest living lesbian activists, Gloria Steinem, has drawn criticism for her plan to lead other octogenarian lesbians into the DePoofterized Zone (DPZ) existing at the 38th parallel dividing the free republic of South Korea and the poofter regime of North Korea's deranged homo leader, Kim Jong-un...All seemed well as Ms. Steinem received the approval of the UN Department of Poofter Relations until she announced the aged muffdivers would first burn their girdles and bras, and conduct their march in the nude...
The mere thought of such a procession sent a collective shiver up the spine of the diplomatic community, and network commitment to television coverage dwindled as seasoned correspondents began to call in sick, and suddenly remembered previous assignments...President Obama immediately called on veteran envoy, Ambassador Lefty, the senior representative of the UN Poofter Delegation...
Ambassador Lefty's long experience aided him in forming a quick plan to avert war, as he packed his darkest sunglasses and refilled all his Prozac prescriptions before meeting the parade of sagging flesh awaiting him in the DPZ...Before leaving, he called for support from RHM's male lingerie boutique, causing many observers to wonder whether Prozac should be taken with Hamm's beer...
But the seasoned envoy knew what he was doing as he arrived at the DPZ with a selection of spandex bodysuits, reinforced with military-grade Kevlar, in all sizes and fleshtones to fit the entire contingent of elderly rugmunchers...The marchers all seemed grateful for the clothing as no one had thought to check the weather conditions in Panmunjom where winter conditions still prevailed...
Later, in a statement for the press, Ambassador Lefty said, "All these old has-been lesbos want is a conference with that fat homo, Kim Jong-un...Maybe we'll all get lucky, and he'll hold them hostage, and they'll be each other's problems"...It was later learned that the lesbian delegates hope to meet with Slim Dong-ugh, Kim's dwarf lesbian sister who is one of his few remaining relatives who has not yet been accidentally executed...
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