Business analyst Lefty has some advice for businesspersons thinking of dropping a quarrelsome customer...As always, Lefty has his eye on your bottom line as he says, "Life is too short to put up with a fat homo who won't tip you just because you don't stand by to re-light his El Producto cigar"...
Lefty advises that most towel boys are far too busy with inspecting clients' lockers for excess change, lawyer and probation officer meetings and arguing with incompetent laundry personnel over skidmarked towels to cater to a whiny hot tub occupant over a dropped bar of Dove soap..."Just ignore the sissy, and concentrate on poofters who'll line your tip jar with green for good service," said Lefty when asked for guidance on time management...
The bath house laundry can also be a lucrative source of income if a client wishes to have his trousers pressed while frolicking in the communal shower...Just be sure to remove any rings, watches, money clips or wallets before turning them over to laundry personnel to prevent unsightly wrinkles...
Lefty also advises that these helpful hints and many others will be discussed at his upcoming seminar for towel boy trainees to be held in the Hamm's beer aisle at the grand opening of the Hobby Airport area's newest liquor store pictured below...
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