Not yet having recovered from the stinging rebuke he received from the international homo community, North Korea's poofter leader, Kim Jong-un, has cancelled his plans to attend Moscow's annual Poofter Day celebration, in which Russian dictator, Vladimir Putin is expected to "come out"...The pouting despot refuses to believe that other homo dictators will not be laughing at him solely because he failed, but also for his sissy appearance and other humiliating aspects of his life...
The veteran envoy, UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty, has been dispatched to Pyongyang with instructions to convince the Asian tyrant that joining the worldwide poofter community would benefit him and his pathetic excuse for a nation...Along with his other credentials, Ambassador Lefty will carry in his diplomatic pouch a still-warm sack of Taco Bell green chili burritos, known to be Kim's favorite...
Another inducement carried by the ambassador are ringside tickets for the special exhibition match scheduled for a limited audience in the Kremlin Wrestling Arena...The nude sumo oil wrestling team, Mister Blister, consisting of Chinese champion Hef Ti and Japanese midget oil wrestler Dinki Winki, will be paired against former nude lesbian oil wrestling champion Mazola McLeglock, and the formidable midget lesbian and former deputy, Dumpy Bunny, in a two out of three fall grudge match...
President Obama, in an effort to improve international poofter alliances, has surrounded Kim's reserved seat with a number of sporting betters who have instructions to make sure Kim places bets on which he can't lose...Hobby Airport oddsmaker, Yugo Leftanescu, is giving 5 to 1 odds that Mr. Obama will even manage to screw this up at US taxpayer expense...
In the meantime, Russian autocrat Vladimir Putin has commissioned a new thong fashioned from Joseph Stalin's personal battle flag carried at the Battle Of Stalingrad against Hitler's homo Nazi hordes, which he will wear at his "coming out" ceremony at the Kremlin People's Poofter Collective...Putin is also said to be keenly interested in the cross-training into the Cuban poofter sport of donkey training being undertaken by wrestler Hef Ti, shown below in the difficult "running tandem mount"...
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