Dr. Lefty, chief astronomer for the Lesbian Propulsion Laboratory, has announced new findings in the mystery of the supermassive black hole which suddenly developed in the lesbian nudist facility adjacent to the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...Dr. Lefty explains, "Since acquiring our powerful Tasco telescope through a special grant from the pawn shop next to Spec's Liquor Store, I devote several hours per day observing the heavenly bodies surrounding the nude calisthenics classes"...
Dr. Lefty went on to say that during his regular observation of instructor Mazola McLeglock's nude yoga class for overweight rugmunchers, two of the porcine students collided with each other following a misunderstood command...Dr. Lefty reported, "When those two porkers ran into each other, they probably cracked plaster ceilings a mile away"...
The result was an implosion which swallowed the two giant women, then began to suck in the other oversized students until they formed their own gravity field...Ms. McLeglock was able to escape the melange of lesbians mainly because her body was already oiled for her championship oil wrestling bout that evening enabling her to wriggle away to safety...
Dr. Lefty reports that the supermassive gravity source may be self-sustaining since it seems to be sucking in Taco Bell lunchsacks and pizza delivery boxes off the street, thereby feeding the already corpulent mass of flesh...He also theorizes that it may be possible to reverse the gravity field by banning all Grub Hub and Domino's deliveries in the area until the crisis passes...
As Dr. Lefty sees it, "These fat homos and lesbos in South Houston can afford to walk off a few calories by traveling on foot to get their lunch instead of having it delivered to their hot tubs"...His assistant researcher RHM calculates that the forced weight loss program among the yoga class participants could cause them to shed several hundred pounds over the weekend, reducing the gravity field and allowing them to be pried apart...
Shown below are some of Ms. McLeglock's former students celebrating their graduation from her "Morbidly Obese" class to the advanced "Simply Enormous" seminar...
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