Dr. Tchytz of the Braniff Street Gender Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop has announced a further "extension", so to speak, of his successful Hobby Airport medical and sport fishing enterprise...Noting that his sex change business produces more raw material than his bait shop, run by manager Lefty, can sell, the entrepreneur doctor has entered the "vacation prosthesis" business...
Taking his cue from plastic surgeons offering "vacation breasts" to women wanting to augment their beach presence with bigger, temporary boobs, Dr. Tchytz' research showed that vacationing poofters would enjoy a larger profile on their gay nude beaches as well...Securing a contract with the Jimmy Dean sausage packing company for their surplus, unused sausage casings, Dr. Tchytz did his prototype work on his own bait shop manager, Lefty...
The doctor found that the sausage casings came in a variety of colors and shades to match any ethnicity or degree of sunburn...When fastened to the patient's own protuberance with super glue and kite string, the doctor filled it with leftover parts from his gender reassignment patients who no longer needed them, and which were unsuitable as sand shark bait...
The doctor then added a tube for drainage which also provided some rigidity, and tied off the end at whatever length the patient contracted for...He offers a two week guarantee that other poofters won't be able to discern the artificial nature of the prosthesis on the beach, although he advises carrying a Jimmy Dean Breakfast Sausage Biscuit to explain the noticeable smell of the casing...
The doctor does warn however that Lefty's experience with the prototype has shown that excessive consumption of Hamm's beer has caused some premature corrosion in the unit's drainage tube...He advises a beverage with a higher water content, such as Coors...
Just as the women's "vacation breasts" will deflate to normal size after their holiday, the "vacation pecker" will return to its normal size also, but if the globetrotting poofter times it right, he can have an extra snack on the plane ride home...Pictured below is a happy poofter vacationer protecting his temporary assets from the sun's rays on the beach...
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