Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Cute chick rover: A new way to spy on shy lesbians...

http://www.godanriver.com/news/national/wire/cute-chick-rover-a-new-way-to-spy-on-shy/article_80779fe7-7027-55fd-9446-a112b2d13d8f.html

The latest adventure undertaken by the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies has been enhanced by the addition of a prototype of the new "cute chick rover" from the Lesbian Propulsion Laboratory...The device, which resembles a toy recently released for Christmas sales, has no connection with a recent shoplifting reported at the South Houston Toys 'R' Us according to the laboratory's spokesman, Dr. RHM...

The Institute's Professor Lefty is said to be delighted by the contribution, and says he expects to uncover previously unseen lesbian assets...Professor Lefty explained, "Our previous efforts into this habitat involved a clandestine peephole secretly drilled into a locker room wall, but the lesbians became aware of our observation resulting in black eyes for a few of us researchers"...The professor said the "rover" will be outfitted as a mobile soap dispenser robot, and is expected to be able to operate without detection in lesbian hot tub and massage rooms...

Professor Lefty said the real test will come as he attempts to observe the nude yoga classes in the closely guarded nudist lesbian complex of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...He said although the access from the male poofter side of the bath house is guarded by the easily bribed security official, Big "Tiny" Balsac, his previous attempts at observation were quickly halted by the sharp-eyed midget lesbian, Deputy Dumpy Bunny of the Hobby Airport Poofter Police...

According to Professor Lefty, the deputy quickly sounded the alarm in her squeaky, annoying voice which alerted yoga instructor and nude lesbian oil wrestling champion, Mazola McLeglock, who threatened the observation team with loss of body parts as well as recording equipment...Professor Lefty says this time his observation will be done in the safety of his own headquarters in a converted shipping container behind a nearby Braniff Street mansion via the internet and his laptop computer...

Shown here is a video of the test trials of a submersible version of the "cute chick rover" being considered for research into lesbian hot tub activities...


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