WalMart's strange experiment to raise awareness of its same-sex business enterprise has finally produced a profit in its men's room spinoff using a well known male lingerie boutique as its business model...An audit of the tip jar in WalMart's Hobby Airport location showed seven quarters in addition to the slugs and Burger King coupons usually deposited by patrons for services rendered by the greeter/attendant...
As part of his ongoing community service obligation to prevent his bond revocation, frequent offender Lefty was assigned as greeter/attendant since he was already familiar with the successful methods of his brother, RHM, in his position as men's room attendant at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...As he was correcting the spelling on some graffiti in one of the stalls, a well known elderly, although eccentric, resident of Braniff Street entered...
Remembering his instructions from RHM, Lefty offered to take the client's coat for cleaning and pressing during his visit...Lefty, noticing the client had entered the stall with a Taco Bell lunch sack, a JC Whitney catalog and a magic marker, figured the gentleman would be occupied for some time, and left to talk to the chubby, yet attractive lesbian layaway clerk...
On his return, the store manager was waiting for him, and demanded Lefty's explanation for a complaint from an irate, elderly client identifying himself as a volunteer advisor to Houston's City Council who protested he lost a valuable Men's Wearhouse coat exactly like the one Lefty was wearing, containing $1.75 in quarters, the exact amount found in Lefty's tip jar...Pending investigation, Lefty was placed on administrative leave, and accepted an unpaid internship as a clerk's helper in the layaway department...
Pictured below is Rosa Martinez-Hernandez con Sanchez, temporarily reassigned from mop duty to men's room attendant until management makes a decision on Lefty's future with WalMart...
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