In a heart-rending moment just seconds before the final buzzer, crowd favorite Lefty suffered a crushing blow as a hefty opponent stumbled toward the finish line in a failed attempt to beat Lefty's time, and fell...The resulting injury to his inflatable date could be repaired, but Lefty had used his last bicycle repair patch on his two-speed Schwinn just to get to the competition...
Thinking quickly, he grabbed the Dubble Bubble out of referee RHM's mouth to stop the leak in a desperate attempt to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat...Unfortunately, in the hurried action he managed to also snatch the dentures from RHM's jaws, and incurred a "roughing the official" penalty of five strokes...
The missed strokes were enough to further deflate Lefty's libido, while sadly watching his blow-up doll deflate as well...Although a winner in this elimination round, superstar Lefty garnered a late start penalty as well in the final round of the Bath House Lesbolympics, and faces growing odds in his heroic grab for the gold...
Already a last-pick choice as he chose to crosstrain for this traditionally all female event, he surprised the critics with his come-from-behind (a favorite move) victories in the Round Robin start...Robin was surprised as well as Lefty performed admirably against the artificially enhanced competitors...
The semi-finals resulted in a stunning upset as his butch lesbian competitors cried "foul" as they made their mandatory pit stops for battery changes, while Lefty drove forward to the finish with his vintage original equipment...In the final event, Lefty faces brutal opposition as his arch-rival and former girlfriend, Mazola McLeglock, is certain to pull out all the stops in the difficult "Knotted Silk Rope" event...
Win or lose, it must be concluded that Lefty has given it his all as he attempts to be the first male lesbian champion in the International Lesbolympics...Shown below, a competitor trains for maximum lungpower in the challenging unassisted airstart event...
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