Thursday, November 13, 2014

Phillbo Probe Sends Back First Photo From Surface of Comet...

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/photo/philae-probe-sends-back-first-photo-surface-comet-n247586

The Phillbo Probe, after making its successful landing on the so-called Trampoline Comet, has begun transmitting photos back to Earth for study by scientists...As the Lefty Probe had been ordered into government detention for a 30 to 90 day period of debriefing by a local court, the Phillbo Probe was chosen for the mission instead, and has proven a worthy choice...

Landing on the Trampoline Comet was expected to be difficult, and no lander on Earth has had more experience in overcoming rough landings than the Phillbo Probe...The Phillbo unit also contains a dual-purpose probe, and since the comet's springy surface was suspected to be similar in content to the ingredients used in Arizona style street tacos, one end of the probe was already programmed to receive its many variations...

Although it was unknown at the time whether the comet is inhabited, there were indications of lesbian lifeforms present...If so, the other end of the Phillbo Probe was engineered to be highly sensitive (some would say eager) to study every aspect of their existence...

As the veteran Lefty Probe receives a much needed cleaning and re-programming in its maintenance facility, the Phillbo Probe has already begun to transmit data back to Earth for study...Raw camera footage contained the image below which scientists believe may be one of the comet's lifeforms offering a sample of the comet's surface to the probe's intake port...


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