Police and court correspondent Dan files this report, "I will be a little late this morning. I have to go down to Home Depot and try to get Lefty out from being detained by Home Depot Security. They charge Lefty with shoplifting four sheets of drywall concealed in his pants. As you know, this is ridiculous ... Lefty could never get four sheets of drywall in his pants; one sheet maybe."
Editorial comment: He shoulda known...Last time it was four sacks of ReadyMix concrete...Two maybe, but four?...
Maybe his horoscope told him four was his lucky number...But he might have remembered his punishment the last time he was caught shoplifting in WalMart's ladies' foundations department, as shown below still wearing the Playtex girdle he was arrested in...
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