As President Obama travels to Beijing with the UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations on a historic mission to strengthen ties with Chinese poofters, Ambassador Lefty has announced even more encouraging news from Asia...President-For-Life Kim Jong-un of North Korea, in an obvious effort to upstage the Sino-American union, said today he will release two American poofters charged with smuggling contraband Taco Bell green chili burritos...
Ambassador Lefty explained, "We hope our journey of peace to improve international bath house relations has been an influence on that fat Korean homo's decision to release the two gay Americans...We all know Kim likes to gobble down a burrito while getting his own knob gobbled anyway"...
The diplomat referred to the historic meeting between the Korean leader and a representative of the Beijing People's Poofter Collective, towel boy Lef Ti, in which the Chinese envoy was permitted to bring in a sack of Taco Bell green chili burritos in a diplomatic pouch as a peace offering to Kim Jong-un...At the time, the Korean poofter, in a rare lucid moment, stated that since the Taco Bell product seemed to enhance Lef Ti's diplomatic service of Kim's medical problem, he would consider lifting the ban as soon as his newly developed flatulence condition was abated...
Sources close to the Korean president, who asked not to be identified out of concern for their own beheading, mentioned that a further shipment of Gas-X received in a diplomatic pouch stopped the whoopee cushion noises coming from Kim's private chambers...Soon afterwards he decided that the two American poofter smugglers were taking up valuable prison space needed for his own people, and made the decision to deport them...
The latest reports show the two former detainees were receiving re-orientation treatment at the Taco Bell commissary on the US military base on Okinawa before being repatriated to the San Francisco gay community...Meanwhile President Obama is said to be looking forward to forging new connections in the Chinese bath house society as Ambassador Lefty makes new inroads into relations in the Chinese lesbian body politic...
Shown below in an undated file photo, President Obama, accompanied by two eager Secret Service bodyguards, prepares to don his bulletproof towel as he enters a well known South Houston bath house on a fact-finding mission...
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