In a game-changing admission to his own addiction to a particular western cuisine which is a favorite of poofters worldwide, North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-un, has named his own lesbian sister as Commissar of Bath House Nourishment...The similarly named Slim Dong-ugh preferred remaining in the shadow of her poofter brother until making contact with a security guard for nude lesbian oil-wrestling champion, Mazola McLeglock, during a recent goodwill tour of the orient...
Being a dwarf herself, Slim Dong-ugh found the midget lesbian security guard to be one of the few Americans with whom she could see eye to eye, and the two soon found they shared a common interest in things other than battery-operated "entertainment devices"...The unnamed Hobby Airport deputy soon revealed in her squeaky, annoying voice that she had learned the secret recipe for Taco Bell green chili burritos during an interrogation of a peeping tom suspect near a South Houston Braniff Street mansion...
In exchange for the recipe, she released the suspect on reduced charges of loitering with prurient interests...She later learned that the suspect, an itinerant towel boy, had obtained the recipe from his landlord's computer while repairing his faulty wireless connection...
It is now known that the popular Tex-Mex dish, long a food favorite of western poofters, was branded as contraband by closet homo dictator Kim Jong-un who called it a decadent western product, and banned it on penalty of beheading...But since being introduced to its addictive taste by Chinese poofter envoy, Lef Ti, he relaxed the rules and allowed it in limited quantities in his government-run bath houses...
Slim Dong-ugh then leveraged her newfound knowledge to gain her high-ranking position which allows her full access to all North Korean nudist lesbian spas, and first-pick privileges when new shipments of Duracell batteries arrive in bath house boutiques...However, since the burrito recipe was considered a guarded state secret by US officials, President Obama's Secretary of Gay Affairs is considering charges of espionage against the former Montgomery County deputy...
The deputy's attorney, Mr. C.N. Spitt, Esq., has offered to exchange spuriously obtained golf scorecards from the President's recent golfing holiday, plus other bribery considerations in exchange for dropping the charges...Shown below is the President relieving some gas pressure on the first tee following his Taco Bell luncheon...
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