President Obama, again showing his diplomatic ineptitude, has aroused the anger of yet another nation on his worldwide "good will" tour...Even after being thoroughly briefed (using Jockey briefs made in Sri Lanka) by UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty, the President committed a serious breach of protocol during his "hot tub summit" with Burmese President Suk Yui...
Obama began the meeting with a misstep when he tried to enter Suk Yui's presidential hot tub while still wearing his bulletproof towel, but quickly handed it to a Secret Service agent, explaining that he was reluctant to embarrass the Burmese leader by encouraging a comparison of their equipment differences in the press...That faux pas was politely passed over by Suk Yui, but what occurred next could not be easily ignored...
President Obama was unfamiliar with the Hindu practice of allowing animals into poofter hot tubs during the "blessing of the waters" ceremony, and when Suk Yui led the nation's sacred goat (also named Burma) into the tub, the obviously excited American leader began to prod the surprised goat who quickly jumped out of the tub...Obama, realizing his serious error in protocol, tried to explain to the enraged Suk Yui that he was merely trying to help the goat to a seat in the tub, but the damage was done, and the meeting was quickly called off...
Suk Yui later issued a press statement saying, "President Obama thinks he can screw our sacred goats just like he does the American taxpayer!"...Ambassador Lefty sent a gift basket of Dove soap and IKEA towels to the Burmese presidential palace later, and scheduled a luncheon with Suk Yui over a sack of Taco Bell vegetarian burritos and a sixer of Hamm's beer, but said privately that Mr. Obama had "really stepped in it this time"...
Ambassador Lefty told reporters later that even his skill and long time experience in poofter diplomacy had failed him and he was forced to call in the one man in the world who might be able to smooth over this difficulty...Asian peace hopes now hang on whether the revered Hindu philosopher, Rama Lamba Ernest, can be coaxed from his tranquil hills in Gonzales County to settle the dispute in a peaceful manner...
Shown below, President Obama has ordered a fleet of C-17 cargo planes to stand by ready to transport Rama Lamba Ernest and his entire flock of goats to Burma in an attempt to avert the crisis...
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