Once again the technology department of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium has made a successful recovery of its Drag Queen capsule after making a supply delivery to the International Poofter Station (IPS)...Pilot and towel boy Lefty safely guided the Drag Queen to a splashdown in a plywood pool located next door to the famous bath house...
The trip was made to fulfill an emergency request from the "gaystronauts" in the IPS for more bars of Dove soap and fresh towels for the space station's bath house...Pilot Lefty explains, "Those fat homos up there haven't figured out that when you drop a bar of soap in zero gravity, it doesn't fall to the shower room floor...If they'd get their eyes off each other's equipment, they'd see plenty of soap just floating around"...
As originally intended, the project's budget covered building a huge hot tub behind the famous South Houston landmark to provide a landing zone for the capsule, but the funds were inexplicably diverted to pay an anonymous past due bill for Hamm's beer at a nearby Spec's Liquor Store...At that point, Lefty suggested using the unattended plywood pool next to the Braniff Street mansion adjacent to the bath house...
The pool was originally constructed by the mansion's owner, an elderly, eccentric piano-roll museum operator, for his own recreation and the use of his young beauty queen daughter...As Lefty put it, "Every time the smelly old dude's babe of a daughter went to swim, i went over to ensure her safety since I'm a certified hot tub lifeguard"...
Lefty went on to say that the young lady went back inside every time he approached, so he suggested using it for capsule recoveries to prevent the water from becoming stagnant...Lefty added, "The old dude is mostly deaf and blind, so I didn't bother asking him since I'm familiar with his generous nature"...
Pilot Lefty is now in training for his next mission to supply the lesbian occupants of the IPS with more massage oils and replacement batteries for their strap-on "entertainment devices"...This may be an extended trip as Lefty intends to make detailed observations through a peephole he drilled in the lesbians' shower room on his previous journey...
Pictured below is the happy crew after their successful splashdown in the pool...
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