Renowned Crescent City political analyst, Billy Rightwing, a keen observer of the American scene, laments that South Houston, Texas has more than its fair share of elderly poofters, and demands to know what the Obama administration intends to do about it...In reference to the availability of quality smoking materials, Mr. Rightwing recently posted, "You guys puff on that wacky weed and post some good giggles for this old man"...
In his inimitable way with words, he referred to the boasting of a Hobby Airport retiree that his cannabis is taken in trade for rent to a local towel boy in a poofter bath house...The elderly recluse would only speak to reporters through the front door keyhole of his Braniff Street mansion when he stated, "I got the good stuff, and you ain't gettin' any!...Now get off my porch!"...
Further investigation by area journalists revealed that the source of the illicit weed is likely to be a towel boy named Lefty from the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, located next door to the retiree's estate...Lefty has been the subject of an ongoing investigation by Hobby Airport Poofter Police concerning reported missing marijuana from the lockers of visiting poofters while they frolic in the hot tubs...
Lefty has consistently denied all charges, admitting only, "I gave the old geezer some lawn clippings from a Mexican gardener, and told him it was Tijuana Gold...It made him happy and I got free rent; so what?"...However, Mr. Rightwing insists that a disparity exists in the poofter populations of California and Texas, and has demanded that Obama relocate some to the Crescent City area...
Shown below, the President enjoys a moment of relaxation before announcing at a press conference the opening of a multi-billion dollar poofter retirement center in northern California "where the redwoods meet the sea" to be financed by an increased tax rate on wealthy Americans enjoying the good life in South Houston...
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