Hillary Clinton's dubious choice of a toilet stall in the powder room of a lesbian bath house for her campaign headquarters may start to pay off in her race for the Presidency...One of the newer voting blocs in the country, the Bisexual Union of Transgenders Political Action Committee (BUTPAC) has announced their support and endorsement of her campaign...
However, an even larger and potentially more powerful group remains steadfastly behind perennial candidate Phillbo, refusing to even consider another contender...Begun as a grassroots organization in Scottsdale Arizona, "Lesbos Go Phillbo" maintains that the only candidate who truly has a feel for lesbianism, and keeps an active hand in their activities is Phillbo...
Having always considered himself a lesbian of a different anatomy, Phillbo first gained their confidence as a visiting trampoline tuner at the various women-only nudist camps surrounding the Scottsdale area...After opening his one-bedroom home to many otherwise homeless young lesbians, Phillbo further earned their trust by pledging his vast political war chest to a court fight to ensure their rights to practice their beliefs...
BUTPAC chairperson, Fedora "Butch" Jenner, the transgender hatcheck person at the Hobby Airport bath house where Ms. Clinton established her command post, admits it will be a long hard struggle to overcome Phillbo's lead, but hopes to gain the swing vote of the swinger community...Meanwhile lesbian powder room attendant, Latrina, who denied Ms. Clinton her preferred campaign toilet stall continues to wear her "I Go Phillbo" campaign button (while wearing little else) as she goes about her duties...
As shown below, the Phillbo campaign, which carries the ringing endorsement of the powerful and influential Truckman Publishing Group, will continue to wave the same instantly recognizable electioneering banners as in previous contests...
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