After a successful auction at the last board meeting of the Hobby Airport Bath House District, director Dewey Cheatham has announced new service contracts to benefit visitors deplaning on the Hobby Airport tarmac...Previously travelers had to exit the airport before finding directions to the nearest poofter facilities...
Now visitors will enjoy immediate attention right after TSA and customs officials have stamped all passports, and collected all bribes and side bets...A representative from Gayhound Bus Lines will greet all visitors with a tour of the Bath House District (BHD) including popular destinations such as gay, lesbian and unisex bath houses, topless bars, liquor stores, STD clinics, bail bond services and massage parlors...
Hungry diners may sample offerings of green chili burritos on their way to file lost luggage claims...The sporting public who made wagers on who would gain membership in the "mile high club" while in flight, will find a representative of the oddsmaker ready to collect the bet as they enter the terminal...
Even those just changing planes can enjoy a topless shoeshine and knob polishing at one of the vendors on the way to the connecting flight...Men's rooms and lesbian powder rooms in the airport will be staffed by attendants of the appropriate gender standing by their tip jars ready to service all passengers...
Passengers awaiting later connecting flights will find exotic dance entertainment to serve poofters, lesbians and the undecided in the newly built Landing Strip Lounge...Director Cheatham said the auction resulting in the new service contracts was so successful that he has doubled the size of the pool he ordered for his own home...
Shown below, the Gayhound Tour Bus prepares to depart with a unisex crowd of new arrivals eager to find a thrill in the Bath House District...
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