The drop in pants as poofters switch to summer thong wear, is disturbing to bath house enthusiasts around the world, but nowhere more so than Russia, where there has always been a shortage of locker space...One enterprising towel boy has instituted a system of toilet stall sharing which may help alleviate a part of the problem...
The chief towel boy at the Kremlin Peoples' Poofter Collective and personal laundry boy to Vladimir Putin, Leftovsky, noted that poofters worldwide spend more time on the toilet than those of any other recreation...This has been accentuated further by the opening of a new Taco Bell in the Moscow Bath House District where quantity purchases of green chili burritos come with a discount coupon for Charmin...
Leftovsky theorized that during peak bath house traffic times when locker storage is at a premium, poofters could form their own mini-collectives in which several could share time in a toilet stall while all hang their pants on hooks inside the stall...Each poofter can therefore guard the valuables of all while taking his turn doing business...
Leftovsky admits the system will require some level of trust and camaraderie among the stall occupants...He has suggested a "water closet lottery" to decide which participants will be housed together, and further suggested that a modest donation to his tip jar could produce favorable results...
The Kremlin Collective's Men's Room Commissar, Vasily Wankoff, opposes the idea as it would create long lines for visiting clients who are not part of a mini-collective, thereby decreasing the proceeds of his own tip jar...UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty, a long time observer of the international poofter scene, said, "If there's going to be a purge, the men's room is the right place for it"...
Shown below, an enterprising Moscow mop lady earns a few extra rubles by charging an entry fee to her custodial supply closet outside a Russian bath house...
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