In a show of support, as well as a side trip to the lesbian day spa, Kim Kardashian admitted her family is in therapy over the lack of decision from transgendered hatcheck person, Fedora "Butch" Jenner, of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...In her interview she stated, "Why can't the bitch just make up his/her mind?...We have all these hand-me-down clothes to give away if Butch will just choose"...
The celebrity, while still having no comment on why she is a celebrity, referred to Butch's procrastination in selecting which gender to become from the catalog published by Dr. Tchytz's Braniff Street Gender Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop...She added, "I mean, geez, it's not like she can't go pick another one later if he/she doesn't like the results...I do it all the time when I get tired of my butt size"...
Jenner is thought to be bewildered, not having realized the number of choices he/she would face after first applying to Dr. Tchytz for the change, saying, "I thought it would be just a simple column A/column B selection like the Chinese buffet"...Then Butch saw the dazzling array of options and accessories available in the catalog, and said, "I just want to be sure; I don't have the money for weekly surgeries like the Kardashians"...
Kim commented, "Whatever" as she disappeared through the door into Mazola McLeglock's nude lesbian yoga classroom...In the meantime, Butch continues to earmark his/her/its money deposited in the tip jar (pictured below) for the eventual reassignment surgery...
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