Although it may often be said that there is no best in Lefty, giving the benefit of the doubt, he does seem to excel in particular sports events, most notably the Lesbolympics...Last year's gathering proved his skill at the broad jump as he successfully jumped three broads in one pass, and no one yet has challenged his record in nude leapfrog where he excels in both pitching and catching positions...
Even in the off-season he keeps his hand in the game as coach or mentor to the big names on the leaderboards around the nation, this week concentrating his efforts on improving Tiger Woods' score in the topless bars of Augusta...Meanwhile he continues to work on perfecting his dismount before the freestyle hot tub polo tryouts...
The one event that has eluded him has been, and remains, the triathlon reserved for trisexual athletes...Lefty's application as a "trysexual" in observation of his many tries was denied, and his best efforts remain in the biathlon events...
Shown below the Irish lesbian receiving team prepares for the synchronized muffdiving event...
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