Brain-to-brain verbal communication in homos achieved for the first time...

Thanks to a tip from famed jurist and science correspondent, Wacojoe, we are able to report the following story:

http://www.cnet.com/news/brain-to-brain-verbal-communication-in-humans-achieved-for-the-first-time/#ftag=CADf328eec

A collaboration between renowned surgeon, Dr. Tchytz of the Braniff Street Gender Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop, and Dr. Lefty of the Lesbian Propulsion Laboratory has resulted in direct brain-to-brain contact between bath house towel boys and their poofter clients...Dr. Lefty says he knew all along that the theory was provable because lesbians continually walk up and slap him across the face just for what he was thinking...

Dr. Tchytz expects this new technology to replace drone delivery of fresh towels, Hamm's beer and El Producto cigars once the process is perfected...According to Dr. Lefty, it will also restore that personal touch which was missing with the mechanized deliveries...

When asked to expand about the personal touch, he replied, "For one thing you can't slap a drone on the butt when it picks up your dropped soap without cutting your fingers on those little propellers...And you can't tip a drone, and get thanked for your nickel or quarter"...

However Dr. Tchytz has warned that some thought-reading may not be desirable, and specified that bath house clients should avoid thinking about their locker combinations, or online banking passwords in the presence of some less than scrupulous towel boys...Pictured below is Dr. Tchytz during an early experiment in which his clinic mascot was taught to fetch surgical instruments during a nursing shortage...

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