A popular service for poofter travelers is now available for Cuban destinations...Airbnb has become famous for its name, meaning it offers "airfare, beer 'n' a blow" for those international and domestic tourists wanting assurance their travel packages will be handled to their satisfaction...
The recent opening of diplomatic exchanges between UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty and the Cuban government has caused relaxation in the tensions between the US and Cuba...President Obama and Cuban dictator Raúl Castro have both expressed a desire to share a hot tub to discuss differences...
Castro's personal laundry boy, Chico Piñata, has agreed to serve as towel boy for the historic meeting...Meanwhile Airbnb has announced the addition of the Hugo Chavez Memorial Poofter Collective in Havana to its travel itinerary...
Although primitive in comparison to free world bath houses, the Havana destination is constantly looking for ways to improve service and attract new poofter partygoers and their money...For example, homo vacationers may enjoy a handrolled Cuban cigar as an alternative to the standard bath house favorite, El Producto...
Bar service will include the standard Hamm's beer as well as genuine Cuban rum while poofters enjoy performances of the popular Cuban sport of donkey training on closed-circuit television...Airbnb regrets to announce that equivalent service for lesbians is unavailable for Cuban destinations as females are considered suitable only for domestic and entertainment purposes under the Castro regime...
Pictured below is one of the sport donkeys specially bred and trained for the difficult "rocker dismount"...
Pictured below is one of the sport donkeys specially bred and trained for the difficult "rocker dismount"...
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