Lefty in the news...: From today's "Ask Lefty"...

Thursday, April 2, 2015

From today's "Ask Lefty"...

http://news.nationalpost.com/life/dear-prudence-i-am-a-biomedical-engineer-my-brother-is-the-officer-janitor-will-that-hurt-my-career

Dear Lefty: I am a biomedical engineer...My brother is a poofter towel boy...Will that hurt my career?...

Signed, Unsure...

Dear Unsure: Calling yourself a biomedical engineer just means you're the part-time men's room attendant at Dr. Tchytz's clinic next door, and your real job is still here at the bath house...

And when you clock in today, bring some Charmin...The supply closet is suddenly low on inventory...

Signed, Lefty...

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About Lefty...

Lefty is a sometimes unemployed, full time public nuisance who ekes out a living with his job as a towel boy in a Hobby Airport bath house catering to poofters and lesbians...He is the bane of existence for his landlord, an elderly, eccentric retired civil engineer, from whom he and his brother, RightHandMan (or simply RHM) rent a converted shipping container located behind the retiree's mansion next to the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...

Lefty is very ingenious in his own way as he attempts to augment his lifestyle at the expense of the unknowing public...He often appears in news items around the world, which must be interpreted to reveal his presence...

His libido is sometimes questioned by those around him, but it is believed his main pleasure comes from observing gullible lesbians who tolerate his appearances, just as he tolerates the gay world which he and his sissy brother inhabit...

About Truckman...

Truckman is the author of this blog, and as such, must assume the mantle of blame for its content...He apparently finds humor where others only see jabs and insults hurled at their personal icons...Of this he cares little, and doesn't even mind when stones are flung back at him...

He is an enigmatic figure, preferring to dwell in the shadowy places where you can be assured he is always watchful...His blind spots seem to be the women with whom he chooses to link himself...They are the sources of many of the scars he bears in life, and although he emerges from these contacts bloodied, he goes forth with renewed confidence...

His personal code is as inflexible as he is resilient, as he begins each day expecting nothing, and prepared for all...He is a friend to those who value his friendship, and a wise choice to avoid for the ne'er-do-wells...His personal motto is: "Cogito, ergo boom!"... Roughly translated from Latin, it means "I think, therefore I carry a .45"...

In his many and varied careers, Truckman gained the most notoriety as a parody producer as seen on YouTube...But alas, Hollywood and the big-money left-wing production companies have conspired to keep his name out of the nominations for Best Parody at the Academy Awards...The only reason the young starlets seek his company anymore is the obvious one...

A word concerning character portrayals...

Some characters represented are based on members of this discussion board:http://www.crackerbarrelphilosophers.com...Their on-forum personalities were distorted to generate humor...Other characters are public personalities drawn from the news, or from imagination...No insult or harm was intended toward anyone...

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