The Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium's newest associate is already embroiled in a legal fight with his/her previous employer...Fedora "Butch" Jenner was hired in the newly created unisex hatcheck person position in a cost saving move by the bath house's executive board...
The industrious and innovative transgender Butch immediately thought of new ways to improve the level of service while augmenting his/her paycheck...Adding a barber chair and a shoeshine box quickly increased traffic as Butch became the resident unisex hairstylist and shine person...
Towel boy Lefty, overdue for a mullet trim, decided to take advantage of the advertised "package deal" and get his shoes shined as well...Since he was wearing his US Keds which can't be shined, he opted for a brushing followed by having his knob polished instead...
He was satisfied with the job, but disappointed in finding out "package deal" didn't mean an even trade for his "package"...He paid anyway, adding a nickel tip, and told lesbian powder room attendant Latrina what a great deal he got...
After hearing of Lefty's knob polishing, the enraged Latrina filed a breach-of-contract lawsuit with famed attorney, Mr. C.N. Spitt, Esq. claiming she had exclusive rights to polish knobs on the premises...Latrina had previously hired Butch as a part-time knob polisher to handle client overload until Butch's regular position was secured..
After gaining the hatcheck position, Butch was contractually barred from polishing knobs for profit by the "no-compete" clause he/she had signed with Latrina...Mr. Spitt said he would have to submit into evidence a comparison of polishing jobs to assure the court of equal performance levels...
Latrina and Butch both agreed to demonstrate on the judge and each jury member in the courtroom, and each is confident of a victory in court...In lieu of the standard bribes, a raffle is being held to determine judge and jury selections, and the court reporter will offer video copies in the courthouse lobby for a nominal fee...
Shown below is the sign to be hung on each knob while court is in session...
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