In a poll taken by fashion consultant and male lingerie boutique owner RHM, the most commonly asked question from patients at Dr. Tchytz's Braniff Street Gender Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop is, "Does this hospital gown make my butt look fat?"...In most cases the answer is, "Yes, because you won't stay away from the all-you-can-eat buffets"...
RHM says there's not much he can do about a poofter's hefty hindquarters, but the hospital gown is a different story...He has introduced a stylish new line of patient wear for sick perverts of all stripes...
The "Flasher" is raincoat inspired, while the "Happy Hawaiian," with its grass skirt will look right at home on the hula line...Since the derriere is always exposed anyway with a hospital gown, the "Bottoms Out" should satisfy any exhibitionist...
Anybody should be able to see right through the "Obamacare" with its total transparency...Leather enthusiasts will be thrilled to be examined in the "Saddle Up," while bondage fans may select from 50 shades of gray in the "Ball & Chain"...
RHM expects sales to be stiff, and urges clients to order early for your appointment with Dr. Tchytz...His catalog is available for viewing in the men's room of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...
Shown below, spokesmodel Lefty wonders which socks will look best with this gingham-inspired "Bath House on the Prairie"...
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