As expected, the board of directors of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, in an effort to cut costs further, have consolidated another two jobs into one...The remodeling and other improvements made to the board's conference room have forced them to look for budget cuts wherever possible...
This time the separate positions of poofter cloak room attendant and lesbian strap-on storage room custodian have been consolidated into a transgendered unisex hatcheck person position...The job was soon filled by Fedora "Butch" Jenner who is waiting his/her turn in Dr. Tchytz's Braniff Street Gender Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop for "transformation" after Butch's more famous uncle/aunt and reality TV star...
Butch is in no hurry as his/her final selection of gender has not yet been made from Dr. Tchytz's catalog...In the meantime Butch will take advantage of the hatcheck position's tip jar to offset the cost of the upcoming surgery, whichever way it goes...
The bath house board of directors is also pleased as the savings in salaries will allow them to upgrade their conference seating from Corinthian leather to the finest angora goat wool...Negotiations are underway with Gonzales County Hindu goat whisperer, Rama Lambda Ernest, to obtain freshly sheared wool from his most contented goats...
Shown below, goat whisperer Ernest chooses tonight's lucky recipient of his special love...
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