In a preview of the looming court battle between local government and special interest groups, Scottsdale nudist camp operator Phillbo was served with a cease-and-desist order by special prosecutor Fred K...Having installed a see-through trampoline mounted over grandstand seating in the lesbian section of his nudist compound, Phillbo defied local ordinances against open display of "moon landings"...
Philbo is confident that his massive war chest derived from his lucrative parachute packing industry will buy him enough lobbyists to ensure victory...Having spent only $3.18 on his unsuccessful presidential campaign, Phillbo was forced to find a way to spend the cash from his political fund, or face confiscation for religious organizations such as the Westboro Church...
Not wishing to lose such an important judicial battle, Scottsdale city council brought in special prosecutor Fred K, recently retired building inspector from Apache Junction...Fred K, known as the toughest, most feared city employee ever to wield a rubber stamp, is said to have once condemned his own model train layout for faulty transformer wiring and fined himself the maximum penalty...
In retaliation Phillbo has hired famed lobbyist, Lefty, to represent his interests...Says Lefty, "I'll fight this injustice if I have to visit every nudie bar in Arizona"...
Shown below are two trampoline enthusiasts just before being warned by Phillbo that they are in violation of his strict dress code by not being nude...
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