Hobby Airport bath house district officials remain undecided on a course of action over the disturbing sight of an elderly, eccentric recluse who stands in his doorway naked each day yelling unintelligible words to passersby...Although nudity is not unknown in the neighborhood, authorities remain puzzled over what triggered the troubling behavior from the part-time Houston City Council advisor...
The retired civil engineer's long-suffering daughter who looks after his welfare offered one possible explanation...In her statement she said, "Pop sends Lefty out everyday for a sixer of Corona Extra and a sack of Taco Bell burritos...He may have sent his laundry out at the same time, confusing Lefty"...
The young beauty queen explained that Lefty hadn't been seen in several days, and could have even been distracted by something shiny in the road...She later determined that all her father's clothes were missing, and he was obviously waiting for Lefty to return from the laundry...
Update: Laundry officials confirm that Lefty indeed dropped off a load of clothing, and then left in the direction of a nearby Spec's Liquor Store...He later returned to the Braniff Street mansion and told the elderly retiree that the laundry had lost his clothing, and he had spent the past few days searching for it in local adult entertainment businesses...
However Lefty could not immediately explain why his own clothing was missing, leaving him naked and holding an empty six-pack of Corona and several burrito wrappers...Lefty also returned the irate retiree's credit card, saying the credit limit had been exceeded following his interview with a topless dancer...
As evidence of his good intentions, Lefty produced his Palm Pilot (pictured below) showing the instructions he had been given before leaving on his errands...
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