Former President Clinton's latest visit to the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium has caused an uproar from Republican opponents as bath house spin doctors try to downplay the incident...As a Heritage Member of the facility, Mr. Clinton is privileged to visit all areas of the club, and while passing through the towel boys' locker room noticed a number of towel boys lined up at a hole in the wall...
Invoking his right of executive privilege, he elbowed his way to the front of the line where chief towel boy Lefty waived the customary quarter-a-peek fee for the ex-President to observe the nudist lesbian yoga class on the other side of the wall...Later as Mr. Clinton enjoyed an El Producto cigar while having the rip in his thong repaired in RHM's male lingerie boutique, he decided to email his discovery to his Secret Service team waiting outside the bath house...
Unfortunately in the dimly lit boutique, with cigar smoke in his eyes, Mr. Clinton inadvertently sent the email to Mrs. Clinton's private email server...We have since learned that after reading the email and accidentally breaking every piece of furniture in her husband's office, Mrs. Clinton subpoenaed his IPhone for delivery to her lawyers...
After filing a Freedom of Information request, LeftyInTheNews has obtained a copy of the email titled "Yowza!!" and displayed below:
"Hey you guys oughta put away the bourbon and get in here!...You ain't gonna believe how these nekkid lesbos can twist and bend!...Bill"
Shown below leaving the bath house, Mr. Clinton seems to recognize one of the lesbian yoga class members...
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