A landmark event occurred as the first international travelers disembarked at South Houston's Hobby Airport today...The very first passenger off the aircraft was an East European named Yugo Leftanescu, who identified himself as a refugee from his native country's harsh laws against hard-working bookies and oddsmakers...
After payment of all standard bribes, Obama administration customs officials seemed satisfied with Yugo's good intentions, and stamped his passport freeing him to enter the bath house district...Yugo was easy to spot as he was one of the few males in the crowd wearing a white wedding gown and muttonchop sideburns as he made his way to the nearest topless bar...
Losing no time to get down to business, he found a barstool he liked and declared it to be his new office...Striking up a conversation with an off-duty towel boy from one of the nearby bath houses, he began gathering information on the gambling habits of local citizens and their relationships with law enforcement personnel...
Leftanescu then excused himself to visit the men's room, whereupon the towel boy took another look at Yugo's wedding gown, and said, "Yeah, I'll bet"...Leftanescu grabbed the towel boy by the collar dragging him towards the men's room, and said, "I accept your bet"...
Upon their return, and after collecting what he was owed on the bet, Yugo explained to the towel boy that he won the gown on a wager with a honeymooning couple some years back, and after trying on the gown, found that it not only fit him, but was very comfortable...The towel boy excused himself to go cash in some empty Hamm's beer cans since he was suddenly out of money following their bet...
LeftyInTheNews has obtained a copy of Mr. Leftanescu's passport photo shown below...
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