The Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium has approved their annual repair budget allocating almost two million dollars for a new conference table and executive chairs for the Board of Directors, and $128.00 for whatever repairs are needed for the members' facilities for 2015...Newly hired handyman, Gristmill Mikey, said he has worked for cheaper bosses in his career and would make do...
The former bad-boy outlaw biker and now-reformed prison parolee accepted as his first assignment the filling in of several freshly drilled peepholes from the towel boys' locker room into the nude lesbian yoga classroom, where it is suspected chief towel boy Lefty was selling peeks at the women...
After filling the holes and taping and floating in less than ten minutes, he said he would return the next day to paint the wall, and suggested hiding the battery to Lefty's cordless Dewalt power drill...Midget lesbian security guard Dumpy Bunny was so impressed she began flirting with the repairman, who took one look and advised her to find a nice gun dealer somewhere and settle down...
Another female admirer was itinerant tattoo artist and leather fetishist Sidecar Sophie, who complimented Mikey on his bronze colored, copper riveted antique leather clothing...As it turned out the clothing was actually Mikey's own skin, and he explained he is so tough he wears out clothing from the inside out...Not having the budget for new clothes every day, his only garment, besides his tool belt and engineer boots, is a chainmail loincloth he fashioned himself from Harley-Davidson drivechain links...
At one time feared as the toughest inmate in any prison, Gristmill Mikey was once crossing the prison exercise yard when he paused to find a match for his freshly rolled Bull Durham cigarette...A newly arrived inmate, wishing to earn a reputation, chose this moment to strike Mikey in the jaw with a 40 pound dumbbell...
The resulting spark when the steel hit his chin ignited the end of Mikey's cigarette, and he thanked the puzzled prisoner for the light and continued his walk...Shown below, Mikey arrives with a date at his home behind a Braniff Street mansion where the reclusive owner converted his priceless shipping container collection into a halfway-house for parolees to accommodate a sudden zoning change...
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