Making a serious bid for the Asian poofter market, Taco Bell announces the start of construction on several new restaurants adjacent to popular gay bath houses in Tokyo...Japan's Poofter Minister (PM) "Abe" welcomes the change in menu for poofters saying, "We tired of fish tacos all time, lesbian side of bath house smell like tuna boat anyway"...
It is believed "Abe" (who, like other Japanese poofter leaders, assumed the name of an American President) was referring to the poofter favorite, Green Chili Burritos, from the Taco Bell menu...The delicacy was all but unheard of in Asia until gay dictator, Kim Jong-un of North Korea, brought it to Asia's attention by banning it in his country under penalty of beheading...
But thanks to the diplomatic inroads made by Chinese Minister of Laundry Lef Ti, North Korean bath houses now serve the item to preferred clients on a strict rationing basis...Penalties for over-consumption have been reduced from mandatory death to long sentences of chopping kindling for Kim's wood-fired hot tubs...
UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty is slated for the grand opening of the first Tokyo Taco Bell, and will be presented a symbolic key to the city's men's room by PM "Abe"...The traditional trade of BJ's between the two dignitaries will be performed by recently reinstated Trade Minister Sukyu Longdime, who as a lesbian accepted the assignment as atonement for her attempted coup over "Abe"...
Pictured below, the first Japanese Taco Bell prepares for big crowds on opening day with additional essential service facilities...
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