Seeking to expand its influence in the Asian bath house world, China's Ministry of Laundry has announced its entry into the previously all Japanese sport of nude sumo oil wrestling...The move was not unexpected after the signing of retired nude lesbian oil wrestling champion Mazola McLeglock as spokesperson for the state-owned Slippi Slidee Oil Co...
It has long been known that Laundry Minister Lef Ti has wanted to take some glory away from Poofter Minister (PM) "Abe" of the Japanese bath house industry, and it is thought he plans to bring shame to "Abe" by bringing the heavyweight crown to China...Rumors have been rampant of a secret training camp inside the Hanzhob Peoples' Poofter Collective where Showermaster Rili Huang Min (RHM) has been beefing up a select group of poofters to enter the ring...
In an effort to minimize the prowess of the Chinese sumo wrestlers, PM "Abe" has drawn on centuries of Japanese tradition to humiliate the Chinese interlopers...In a surprise move he has even suggested a closed-circuit warm-up match between the retired Ms. McLeglock and the Japanese lesbian Trade Minister (TM) Sukyu Longdime, saying that even an amateur can beat China's hired gun...
But analysts think "Abe's" ploy may only be a delaying move while his champion sumos have a chance to bulk up on sushi burritos and a rice beer said to smell like a boiling pot of dirty gym socks...The beer is based on a close copy of the formula for the American bath house favorite Hamm's, but is said to have suffered some in the translation...
Meanwhile the secret photo below has leaked out purporting to show the Chinese heavyweight team performing the traditional release of built up gas pressure before beginning an exhibition match...Lef Ti is shown in the background accepting side bets...
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