A rare sight presented itself for astral watchers today as the total eclipse of a lesbian moon was captured by the camera in South Houston...The event occurred as two everyday incidents happened simultaneously...
Shortly after lunch, the Chief of Security for the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, Big "Tiny" Balsac, was returning from his daily exercise period in which he walks across the street to Spec's Liquor Store for another six-pack of Hamm's beer...At this moment, lesbian powder room attendant Latrina was backing out the door to avoid the usual unwanted advances of towel boy Lefty...
The two distracted employees collided, and for a brief moment Latrina's perfectly shaped moon was totally engulfed by the protruding belly of Mr. Balsac...In the same way that two magnets will resist contact with each other, the two instantly repelled each other in mutual shock at the brief union...
Mr. Balsac, who ordinarily avoids all female contact due to his unfavorable past experiences, returned to Spec's for extra supplies to get through the afternoon...Latrina was last seen in the arms of certified grief counselor, Mazola McLeglock, who will attempt to talk her through the traumatic experience in a private therapy room...
The moment of collision was captured by an alert news photographer and is pictured below for our readers...
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