Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Hobby Airport scientist told to remove words ‘underwear change’ from study on bath house warming...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/03/10/why-this-florida-scientist-had-to-remove-the-term-climate-change-from-her-study/

Politics even rears its head in the rarefied (although seldom purified) atmosphere of the urban bath house, as evidenced by the recent demands put on Dr. Lefty of the Lesbian Propulsion Laboratory...Not wishing to call undue attention to a common problem among poofters (including those in the Executive Branch), the White House has asked Dr. Lefty to change the wording in his definitive report on bath house warming...

His report includes a chapter concerning the efforts of professional laundrymen to encourage poofters to change their underwear more frequently...Obama administration censors, always eager to avoid mention of sources of embarrassment to gay voters, redacted all references to underwear change from the report...

Dr. Lefty protested the revisions, citing recent discussions in the Asian bath house community as reason for concern...Dr. Lefty quoted Chinese Poofter Minister (PM) Hu Flung Dung's recent revelation, "Stinky Chinee towel boys wear same BVD's all week!...Place smell like goat farm!"...

The PM's remarks were thought to be aimed at his former underling, and now Director of the Ministry of Laundry Lef Ti, who rose from being a bath house towel boy to PM Dung's boss in a bloodless coup...Not wishing to disturb the delicate balance of power in Chinese government and thereby start an international towel-snapping confrontation, Obama's senior cabinet member's have quietly ordered all references to underwear change removed from government publications...

Dr. Lefty strongly protested the censorship, saying it completely changed the meaning of his government funded studies...He quickly backed down, however, when he was told he would be paid for his findings anyway in addition to being named the lead investigator for a new field study of the correlation between Hamm's beer consumption and lesbianism among topless dancers...

Meanwhile, seeking to better his own position in the Chinese poofter hierarchy, Hu Flung Dung (shown below) is testing his latest innovation in bath house technology, combining a drive-through car wash with a tanning salon for homos in a hurry...


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  1. AnonymousMarch 18, 2015 at 5:16 AM

    drive-through car wash with a tanning salon for homos in a hurry...:-)

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    1. Ben YoungMarch 18, 2015 at 8:37 AM

      Nobody ever said they weren't efficient people...

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