Authorities finally got a break in the case of Norwegian poofter fugitive, Ifar Toften, as INTERPOOF's Inspector Lefty made the arrest in the men's room of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...Mr. Toften has long resisted extradition on morals charges until today when he voluntarily gave himself up...
Last week a new chapter began in the saga as extradition papers were filed on charges of polluting a Norwegian fjord as evidence was introduced showing Mr. Toften relieving himself following a night spent consuming shots of Akvavit in the Queen Harald Gay Bar in Oslo...The break occurred when Inspector Lefty was making a routine patrol of bath house men's rooms in South Houston, and happened to mention to the attendant on duty, RHM, that he had just received the papers on the fjord extradition for Ifar Toften...
The international fugitive happened to be in one of the stalls listening to the conversation, and since Inspector Lefty was lighting his El Producto cigar while talking, his speech was slurred, causing Toften to think he was referring to the Ford Expedition on which he had bought a raffle ticket...Toften rushed out of the stall with his pants still around his knees shouting, "Here I am!"...
He realized his mistake too late, and immediately began offering bribes...But since all he had on him was Norwegian currency, and Inspector Lefty had learned not to accept an IOU on a bribe, Mr. Toften was taken into custody and turned over to Obama administration customs officials to await deportation...
Unknown to Inspector Lefty his own exit interview had been scheduled for that same afternoon, since he was being terminated for not reporting to work over a six month period...It was decided to postpone his de-badging in light of him making the first arrest of his career, and his firing has been rescheduled until the publicity dies down, or until someone else can take credit...
Pictured below, the pantsless Mr. Toften is seated curbside just prior to accepting transportation to a secure facility where his poofter practices will be welcomed...
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