Gaining early release from prison for his conviction on charges of slush fund misappropriation and attempted brigandry, Jesse Jackson Jr. joins his famous father at the recently approved halfway house behind a palatial Braniff Street mansion in the Hobby Airport bath house district...The senior Jackson was relocated to the facility following his parole from a conviction on impersonating a televangelist...
As LeftyInTheNews learned from its previous investigation, the Braniff Street estate's owner, an elderly, eccentric recluse, hastily converted his priceless outdoor collection of Maersk shipping containers into condos to avoid further action from Houston City Council on an overnight zoning change...Since local celebrities, Lefty and RHM, already lived there, he was able to gain federal approval as a halfway house by accepting the residency of reformed bad-boy biker, Gristmill Mikey...
Officials also approved the facility's "clothing optional" status since the retiree often forgets to put on his pants before going out to check the PH level of his plywood pond...When asked how he feels about joining the mostly homosexual neighborhood, Jackson replied that he foresees no problems as he had developed a tolerance, and even a fondness for gay sex during his prison stay...
Required to work at a meaningful job to maintain his freedom, Jackson will join his father on a work crew maintaining the appearance of the many buildings on the grounds...The elder Jackson is said to have shown quite a talent for whitewashing...
Pictured below is the property owner's daughter whose no-nonsense presence has proved a deterrent for rude behavior from the residents...
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