Aviation correspondent Dan files this story, "Air Force jet lands in Houston, smoke in cockpit" ... Investigators have now determined the smoke was from Lefty blowing a few Mexican Gold joints in the plane's outhouse. Lefty apparently was sleeping in the baggage, and with the baggage handler, when they loaded the plane. Still unexplained is why Lefty had a shipping label on him saying "Fragile. Do not hump."
And in other transportation news:
No injuries in two-seater outhouse crash north of Fairbanks...
http://www.newsminer.com/news/local_news/no-injuries-in-two-seater-plane-crash-north-of-fairbanks/article_4e44d8da-486d-11e4-89df-001a4bcf6878.html
Test pilot Lefty was said to be attempting to increase passenger capacity in the interest of fuel efficiency...Lefty is, of course, fueled by an exclusive Taco Bell diet...Pictured below, a quick acting news photographer captured the scene moments before the crash...
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