Lefty says his luck took a turn upwards when he met his new girlfriend, Stephanie Stiffnipple, the new governess at the South Houston Lesbian Scout Camp...She met him at the Braniff Street sperm bank where he was making his weekly deposit...She decided to apply for a withdrawal after noticing that Lefty was listed as an orgasm donor...
They will both travel to Washington DC to testify before Congress on this gripping matter if Lefty's ankle monitor can be temporarily removed...The Harris County Adult Probation Dept. is said to be cooperative if the usual bribes are in cash...
Bulletin: Ms. Stiffnipple has selected Lefty as "white glove man" for the weekly inspection of the nudist scouts at the Hobby Airport Lesbian Scout Camp after "trim & buff" day at RHM's lesbian day spa...
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