Reform for the method of recruiting promising towel boys, men's room attendants and hot tub personnel from college bath houses to the professional ranks will now wait for another day...Plans to overhaul the aging system were voted down by the more successful big city bath houses at the expense of small town steamrooms...
Chief towel boy and team coach for the prestigious Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, Lefty, explains, "Let's face it, when some fat homo gets the urge to drop a few soap bars, he doesn't head for some dimestore hot tub parlor in Podunk, he wants some shower room action that only a big city bath house can provide...That's why when a young college towel boy wants to join the pros, he bypasses the minor leagues, and goes straight for the land of the big tip jar"...
Lefty referred to the system whereby the big bath houses can outbid the mom & pop steamrooms with incentives that the smaller operations just can't match...According to Lefty, "A towel boy with a promising career can move straight out of the college ranks into a lifetime of tip jar raiding and locker room pilferage that doesn't even exist in small town steamrooms"...
Senior men's room attendant, RHM, also of the HABH&PE, had a slightly different viewpoint, "I'm not as dependent on tips for a living as Lefty is, since I also own and operate my own male lingerie boutique here, but I think in the long run we'll have to provide a more efficient way to channel the best talent to where it's needed most"...RHM obviously referred to the plan championed by President Obama in his attempt to lure poofter voters...
The President campaigned in favor of a system similar to European countries, and also Red China, where all college bath house personnel are subsidized by the government when impoverished students can't be expected to tip well...The Chinese operate their own People's Poofter Collective in major cities where soliciting a tip is punishable by death, but towel boys are paid a basic living wage...
But experts agree that bath house reform will continue to meet resistance while big city poofters are willing to spend the big bucks for their hot tub frivolities...Pictured below, college age homos and lesbos wait their turn for the communal shower room at a unisex bath house in a small town university...
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