The ever-increasing clash between the upstart Bit Coins and the more well established PayPoof as the primary method of tipping bath house towel boys may soon come to a "head" so to speak...Both methods have their supporters and detractors...
Bitcoins are the preferred method of seasoned towel boys as they jealously guard their tip jars...Chief towel boy Lefty of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium is a believer in bit coins, "I used to catch these fat homos helping themselves to tip jar change to put in the condom vending machines, but not since I started biting the coins before they go in the jar"...
Lefty referred to the fact that bath house clients won't touch money or anything else that Lefty has had his mouth on for fear of the diseases they could contract from his oral contact...According to Lefty, another advantage is, "Bit coins are cold, hard cash, baby!"...
However, Lefty's brother, and the bath house's senior men's room attendant, RHM, prefers the cleaner, more accountable PayPoof method done with cellphones...RHM states, "When a client tips me, we first touch our protuberances together in the traditional bath house salute, then we touch our iPhones together and the tip goes straight into my account!"...
The differences may soon be a thing of the past as PayPoof and BitCoins may soon merge in a historic agreement...Technical details still need to be worked out, but if successful, the long-used tip jar may be relegated to use as a cuspidor...
An unconvinced Lefty says, "If this happens I'll have to get one of those fancy phones, and then start paying taxes...What am I going to do, start wearing a suit, and then hire a CPA?"...Seen below, an up-to-date lesbo bath house client prepares to tip her towelperson from her hot tub using PayPoof...
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