Long time play-by-play announcer for the Hobby Airport Bath House Sports League, Lefty, has said he is reluctant to use the word "foreskins" when calling the Friday night nude lesbian team action...Lefty has become sensitive to the ethnic concerns of a group of native American poofters led by Homo the Brave of the Hackasaw Tribe (so named because they'll cut anything)...
Noting the large deposits left in the locker room tip jar for towel boys by Indian clients, Lefty has vowed not to tell his usual crude jokes about Indian penises as long as the tips hold out...Color commentator, RHM, states he has seen no corresponding increase in tips for men's room attendants, and thus will continue to "call 'em as he sees 'em" in the games...
In the meantime, off-track betting on the games will continue to be regulated by head of security, Big "Tiny" Balsac, and retired lesbian nude oil wrestler, Mazola McLeglock...
Pictured below, color commentator RHM prepares to introduce two lesbo competitors...
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