Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies has voiced his concern over the decision by Hobby Airport authorities to "lock down" the bath house district in an attempt to control the deadly outbreak of Epoofa, a worrisome disease that inflicts itself upon poofters...
As Prof. Lefty explains, "Our research shows this disorder is spread primarily through internet contact, mainly in homo chat rooms and gay dating sites...Casual contact, for instance giving a large tip to a towel boy, is completely safe"...
The professor objected to the lockdown as it prevents freedom of movement for those who live and are employed in the bath houses...He went on to explain that he himself should be allowed to come and go freely as his research into nudist lesbian groups demands it...
"Homos would be much better off to wear latex gloves, sterile masks and double condoms when participating in gay orgies over the internet," claims the professor, "And of course practice safe tipping when a towel boy picks up your dropped soap for you in the shower room"...
In this undated publicity photo below, an unnamed towel boy is shown collecting tips in the unisex hot tub room...
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