Saturday, October 4, 2014

Lefty in training for new Olympic sport...

Athlete Lefty is now intensely training for the new sport of burrito dressage...Sponsored by Taco Bell, Lefty demonstrates here the sport of putting one's pants on hands-free after a chili burrito lunch without soiling oneself...

Lefty's other sponsor, The Men's Wearhouse, cancelled its sponsorship after George Zimmer found out the cost of providing his training pants...Nordstrom, providers of roomy cargo pants for poofters such as Ifar Toften, are said to be in talks to assume the duties...


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