In a stunning admission of guilt, the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium's board of directors has agreed to pay the sum of $105.00 to the group of poofter hot tub clients who were all crammed into one hot tub at a time...The complaining group chose a Native American participant known as Homo the Brave as spokesman, "We all pushed in tub together by mean towel boy...No can even move pecker"...
The shift steward for the towel boys union, named Lefty, was chosen to investigate the incident...Says Lefty, "The fat cat bosses here give us a quota to meet whether the equipment can take it or not"...
Lefty referred to the ongoing maintenance program in which the bottoms of each hot tub are scoured by a towel boy for any loose change that may have fallen out of the clients' thongs after each group of revelers has left...The change is then deposited in the towel boys' tip jar until proper ownership can be determined"...
Lefty explained that when this happens, and the number of available hot tubs is limited, the quota must still be met..."We pack these fat homos in like sardines if we have to...I'd rather work with the lesbians than these sweaty poofters, but I guess a job is a job"...
The bath house doorman, Big "Tiny" Balsac, said on a promise of anonymity, "I hear management is going to make the payment to the poofters out of the towel boys' tip jar, but don't tell Lefty...He'll just double up on the locker pilferage to get it back"...
Pictured below in a security camera photo is an overcrowded hot tub in the unisex area...
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