Amid the cries for humanitarian relief, one group has been ignored in its misery...The historic Kiev bath house district has been forced to exist on dwindling supplies since the conflict began...
Relief worker Lefty is leading a UN sponsored convoy of Chrysler PT Cruisers into the war-torn area with emergency supplies of soap-on-a-rope, WD40, towels and Charmin Xtra Absorbent bathroom tissue...Lefty also promises not to leave until he has personally examined all Ukrainian lesbians for saddle sores...
Lefty will be driving the lead PT Cruiser (seen below) which is equipped with a hot tub and massage table, and used to entertain guards at local border crossings in lieu of the standard bribes...
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