A new chapter is being written in the scholarly race to find the origin of gay behavior...Previously it was thought that Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies had discovered the oldest known poofter bath house under many centuries of rubble in the traditionally gay district of Paris, France...
The professor claimed at the time, "This is where the homos started slapping each other's butts...We've uncovered ancient shower rooms, stone massage tables and an almost intact locker room with evidence of prehistoric towel boys pilfering the clients' belongings"...
But Prof. Lefty may not be in the spotlight long as the number one bath house historian...A little known, but seriously taken Chinese archaeologist claims to have uncovered evidence of an Asian "bath cave" at least as old as Prof. Lefty's Paris discovery...
Known as Honorable Master Lef Ti, a scholarly researcher for China's PF Chang Poofter & Laundry Academy has devoted all his time (except for his shift at the Beijing People's Poofter Collective as a men's room attendant) to the study of the origin of butt piracy...He has a high regard for his counterpart, Prof. Lefty, "Stinky towel boy only drink nasty beer and watch lesbo porn"...
Master Lef Ti has produced evidence of a poofter bath cave in the Hu Pork Mi district that predates Neanderthal times, complete with a "theater" adorned with gay porn drawings on the walls...He theorizes, "They get horny here first, then jump in hot pool together"...
However Prof. Lefty doubts the veracity of this new evidence...The professor said in a press release, "This fat Chink homo is a phony...Those soap bars he claims he found on an ancient shower room floor smell just like Safeguard"...
The rivalry between the two scholarly factions will continue to be watched closely as each produces newfound indications of early homo activity...Pictured below is what Master Lef Ti says is a cave drawing showing prehistoric poofters doing a "pants pole dance"...
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