Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies has reported new findings in the mystery of the vanishing Poofter-Eskimos...The professor previously found evidence that the gay arctic citizens may have attempted to crossbreed with a race of Yukon lesbians, but new findings show otherwise...
Says the professor, "If these popsicle homos had successfully interbred with the rugmunchers, they'd still be around slapping each other in the butt with their towels...But newly discovered cave drawings suggest they attempted to procreate exclusively in each other's iceholes"...
In his Hobby Airport based research lab, Professor Lefty has proven conclusively, through his own personal experience, that poofters can create their own progeny by crossbreeding with the lesbians, preferably in a group setting...
Seen below is a modern Poofter-Eskimo returning to his dog team after refreshing himself in a Yukon bath house...
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