RHM Industry's spokesmodel, Lefty, will once again serve as the auctioneer for Vermont's premiere fund-raising event...As we all know, the cold Vermont north woods tend to produce large hairy women, and Vermont men have long expressed a preference for them...
This year's competition is already crowded with many examples of the mooseknuckle traits, but 2014 also marks the first year in which a male category has been added...Examples of each category are shown below, and Lefty has announced he will accept bids on all from gay, lesbo, or transgender bidders regardless of poofter preference...
The first 100 paid registrants for this event will receive premium seating upwind from Lefty...
Lefty appears in the second picture wearing his trademarked mankini...
Update: And we have a double winner!...First prize in the FredK lookalike contest goes to "Twink" Packemtite (pictured below), who also won the hearts of the high bidders, the Clayhammer triplets (Corabelle, Florabelle and Dorabelle)...As soon as the Clayhammer check clears the bank, the four will be off to a fun-filled weekend at the Pahrump Nevada Casino & Steam Room...
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